Saturday Jokes

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Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nigerian Facebook post.


American post
Hello my name is sandra stone. I am from new york, i love my husband so much and i can do anything to please him... But recently i am falling for his cousin, what should i do?
Comments
James Silva: I think you need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.
Sarah Water: Oh my dear, sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, i had to wake up and face the fact that i am married.
Jason rivers: Well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin.


Nigerian post
My name is talatu i stay in abuja, married with a kid. I think am falling for my husband's cousin! What should i do?
Comments
Dayo muyiwa: Fool, love na food?
Nkiru joy: You are a disgrace to womanhood.. Shame on you.
Idris abdullahi: Any news about AASU strike?
Emeka Duke: If you want to fall for me too, call my number 07023564373
Lara Babalola: I no blame you at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii.
Richard okefemi: Abeg who get BB charger (pin mouth)
Mallam Audu: Allah ya tsine miki anga ke yar muslima che kuwa? Allah ya kyauta.
Kabir bigboi: Gaskiya ur so cute pls add me.
Elohor oghenetega: ur a prostitute!!! You need deliverance!



Kai Nigerians!!! 9ja of life, i hail thee. Lol

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